Sometimes I ride into sunrises.
Sometimes I pedal into sunsets.
Sometimes the day dawns as it ends.
Sometimes the day ends as a season continues.
And they're all journeys of light.
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The other day, after work, Dee-Lilah--my custom Mercian Vincitore Special--took me into such a journey.
From a block away, I felt as I could see the day, the season, coming to us as we approached this tree
and it filled me with its light.
Do I need a better reason to ride?
I wouldn't call myself a "retrogrouch." Yes, I ride steel frames. None of my bikes have disc brakes, tubeless tires, clipless pedals. "brifters" or Ergo-levers, threadless or integrated headsets, press-fit bottom brackets, "anatomic" handlebars or any carbon-fiber parts. Heck, I even ride with full-size frame-fit pumps. Three of my bikes, however, have indexed shifting (wit h downtube levers), three have dual-pivot brakes and four have modern low-profile cranksets.
Now, I am not opposed to all new innovations, even if they're resurrection of old ideas. But I don't feel I need to have the newest and latest of everything. If it works for me, I'll continue to use it. And I prefer things I can fix myself: about the only kind of fix I won't do myself is a frame repair.
I think I found someone who thinks more or less the way I do in Eben Weiss. He authored the "Bike Snob" blog and now writes columns for Outside magazine. In his latest piece, "I Can See The Future of Bicycle Technology and I Don't Like It," he decries what I'll call the Apple-ization of the bicycle industry.
What he and I detest is what almost everybody hates about the company that gave us the iPhone. (Full disclosure: I have one.) If you use it, or one of the firm's computers or pads, you know that they consist of specialized parts and accessories that aren't compatible with their counterparts from other tech companies and can only be repaired by Apple-approved technicians working in authorized dealerships. That is, if they can be repaired: Too often, parts and even entire units are made to be disposable--or Apple makes it so expensive or logistically onerous to fix your phone or computer that you just give up and buy the newest, latest model.
Now, to be fair, Apple is engaging what other companies in other industries have been doing for decades. It's called planned obsolescence. Unfortunately, it's come to the bicycle industry. Worse, it sometimes seems that bicycle, component and accessory manufacturers are making their products more technologically complicated for its own sake--or to impress people who mistake complication for sophistication or refinement. An example is electronic shifting systems or other systems that can be operated only with phone apps.
Oh, while I'm at it, I'll complain about another unfortunate trend that I encountered in reading Weiss' article: a paywall. That wasn't an issue for me, as I am an Outside subscriber. But you are forewarned: about that and what's come and coming to a bike near you.
If something is logical, it doesn't necessarily make sense.
I don't remember where I read, or from whom I heard, that. But it has helped me to understand some strange and unusual developments--and to feel equal parts of shock and disgust but absolutely no surprise.
One such development is this:
The GMC Hummer EV All-Wheel-Drive e-bike is the Frankenstinian offspring of the maker of the world's most over-the-top motor vehicle and Recon Power Bikes.
Before I say anything else, I should point out that a bicycle cannot be all-wheel-drive. "All" refers to entities of three or more; then again, I guess "both-wheel-drive" doesn't have the same macho appeal.
Now that I've done my writer/English teacher duty, I want to explain how this contraption makes perfect sense. I will start by laying out an axiom that comes from years of observation: The fancier the van or pickup truck, the less likely it is to be used for any sort of work. So those souped-up diesel-powered rigs with the most unnecessary accessories and flashy (or garish) paint jobs are, more than likely, being driven by some 20-year-old (whether chronologically or emotionally) dude who's overcompensating for how little he contributes to society and where he's lacking in his body, if you know what I mean, as well as his mind.
The ridership of fat-tire electric bikes is very similar to the drivership of those begirded, bejeweled (well, at least it's jewelry for the ones who drive them) behemoths. By straddling a two-wheeled vehicle that has pedals, even if they're used only to start the engine, riders of those machines think they're projecting an image of hard work and toughness. Put them on a bike without a motor and even I, at my age, could run rings around most of them.
Anyway, if a Hummer driver is going to bring a bicycle with him, I don't think it would be a light, airy road machine or even a high-end mountain bike. Such bikes simply won't do for someone who's trying to compensate for, well, all sorts of things. If he's going from four wheels to two, he simply cannot give up that feeling of invincibility he gets from the roar of an engine and the width of his tire tracks.
So...In its way, the new Hummer eBike is completely logical, at least given its target market. But does it make sense? Probably not, to or for anyone not in that target market.
