As a teenager, I learned bike repair and basic
first aid because I wanted to be self-sufficient on the road.
As a Scout (We were still “Boy Scouts” in those
days!), I had to learn first aid to advance from one rank to another, if I
recall correctly. Also, I learned some
first aid techniques and lore—some of which contradicted what Scout leaders
taught us—in one of my high school Health/Phys Ed classes.
On the other hand, when it came to bike repair, my
education was home-made. Most of what I
learned came from the first edition of the late Tom Cuthbertson’s wonderful Anybody’s Bike Book. If the “For Dummies” series of books
existed in those days, ABB could have
been part of it: It began with the
assumption that, before you opened the book, you didn’t know the difference
between a flat-bladed and Philips screwdriver, let alone a Schraeder and Presta
valve. But Cuthbertson would not have
allowed his book to be called Bike Repair
For Dummies; he had too much respect for his readers to do that.
Anyway, I wanted to learn bike repair and first
aid, among other things, because I wanted to get on my bike one day and pedal
some place far away, never to be seen or heard from again by anyone who knew
me. That fantasy came, in part, from
being an adolescent and taking some things I read—from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn to A Doll’s House—as well as movies like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid--perhaps a bit too
literally. To be fair, I must say that I
wasn’t suffering the fate of some Dickensian character. Though I butted heads with my parents,
teachers and other authority figures in my life, none were abusive. However, I also knew that I couldn’t live any
of the lives my parents and teachers, or any other adults in my life,
envisioned for me, even if I didn’t quite know what sort of life I actually
wanted to live.
You might say I wanted to run away. I suppose I could have done that by joining
the circus or the French Foreign Legion.
Believe it or not, I actually thought about giving myself over to the
Legion one day when I passed by their recruitment office. But getting on my bike and riding into the
sunset, the fog or whatever else was on the horizon was more appealing.
Even though I wanted to disappear, I didn’t want
to get stranded someplace. I wanted the
power to move out, move away, move forward, move on — all on my own terms, in
my own way. I didn’t want to put myself
at the mercy of anyone or anything else in an emergency.
That would mean, of course, having certain skills
and tools when I was on my bike. It
would also mean carrying dimes (and, later, quarters, or whatever the local
coinage was) for pay telephones—at least, for those places where there was a
pay telephone! By the time I took my
first long bike tour, I had those things and some textbook knowledge of Spanish
and French—and perhaps even less knowledge than I thought I had about a lot of
other things! But that is the topic of
another blog post, perhaps another blog.
I am thinking about all of that now, after the
bike ride I took today. Every inch or
centimeter of the route on this day’s ride was one I’d ridden numerous times
before; my intent was simply to ride vigorously and enjoy myself on a gorgeous
day. And, yes, I planned on getting
home: After all, I have cats (and myself!)
to feed.
I was descending the ramp of the Cross Bay-Veterans MemorialBridge (“the bridge to the Rockaways”) on the Beach Channel side. I’d pedaled about 80 kilometers (50 miles)
and had about another 25 (15) ahead of me. The wind blew at my back, so I expected
to be home shortly.
There is a fairly sharp turn in the ramp on the
Beach Channel side. I have long since
learned not to yield to the temptation of descending faster than Lindsey Vonn
on the Super G at Val d’Isere; there isn’t much room if you have to dodge
another cyclist—or, worse, a group of riders—coming in the opposite direction.
Even a pedestrian, skater or dogwalker who’s “in the zone” and not paying
attention to surroundings can lead to your being entangled.
However, someone else hadn’t learned those
lessons. Or she simply lost control of
her bike; from what I could see, she’d probably never before ridden so fast—or
much at all. When I saw her, she was
flat on her back, crying in pain.
Her boyfriend confirmed my suspicions. He said she “couldn’t steer out” of the path
of the retaining wall she crashed into.
She gasped, “It hurts to breathe”. I immediately suspected a fractured
rib—or, judging from the scrapes and bruises on and around her left shoulder, a
broken collarbone. I also feared a
possible concussion: Neither she nor her
boyfriend was wearing a helmet. However,
she said she didn’t feel dizzy and, after a few minutes, was able to stand up. And, from what her boyfriend said, her
shoulder, but not her head, hit that wall.
This is not the accident about which I've written today. |
I offered to help:
Call an ambulance, get ice from the bagel shop at the foot of the
bridge, whatever else they needed.
“We’re OK,” he said. I offered
her my water bottle, which was about half full.
She drank from it.
I then glanced at her bike. The front wheel was a “pretzel”, but there
didn’t appear to be any damage to the rest of the bike. I opened up the front V-brake, which made it
possible to move the bike, albeit with some difficulty. I then apologized for not having a spoke
wrench: Although the wheel couldn’t be
salvaged, I explained, at least it would make it easier to push the bike. I also apologized for not having a wound
dressing or other things the bagel shop probably wouldn’t have. “Oh, don’t worry,” he said. “We’re glad you stopped”.
They live about halfway between that bridge and my
place. I asked if they had a way of getting home. “We called a friend but he wasn’t home,” he
explained. “But don’t worry—we’ll just
call Uber.”
Uber. Nobody had even
thought of such a service back when I was plotting my Great Bike Escape. The only time I had seen the word “uber” was in
one of those books I didn’t understand as well as I thought I did—or, more
precisely, understood in the way only an adolescent, with no guidance, can
understand it. For all I know, that just
might have been the way Nietzsche wanted it to be understood.
But I digress again. I told the young man to be sure to remind the
Uber-man (or woman) that he and his girlfriend have bikes. Turns out, the Uber person was driving an
SUV. But he had no idea of where we
were; he claimed his GPS couldn’t find it.
If he couldn’t find that, I don’t think any Uber
driver—had such a person existed in my youth—could have found the places I
thought I might ride to when I left home, my head full of the stuff I’d been
taught and the bike repairs I’d learned on my own. And, even if the driver could find them, he
(who almost surely would have been male in those days) would not have wanted to
go there, any more than many New York taxi drivers would want to take a big
black man who wanted to go to Brownsville.
Finally, the young man called a local car service
the girl at the bagel shop counter knew about.
They indeed had a van and said it would be “no problem” to go to the
young couple’s apartment.
In some of the places where I’ve ridden, there
aren’t car services. Or bagel
shops. Or, for that matter, bike
shops. Perhaps I wasn’t as ready for
them as I thought it was. But I survived and had fun, and I had a great bike
ride today.