Donald Trump has pledged to never, ever ride a bike again.
I don't think he'll break that promise, especially now that we've seen how Joe Biden could "smoke" a lot of young whippersnappers.
To tell you the truth, I don't think I'd be too unhappy if El Cheeto Grande never mounted two wheels. I don't feel that way about very many people.
On the other hand, I might actually like seeing Heloise on a bike. I have absolutely no idea of what she's like as a person (or if she's even real). But at least she is trying to help people become something Trumplethinskin never is: civil.
In one of her recent "Hints" columns, she answered a letter from someone who complained about scofflaw cyclists and wondered whether we should follow the same rules of the road as drivers and other vehicle operators.
Most of Heloise's answer comes from the League of American Bicyclists' guide. It's stuff we've all seen and heard before, and makes sense, as far as it goes. But I don't get the sense she's on a bike since she was a kid, if she ever rode.
If she were to take to the streets, it would be interesting if she could encounter the recently-departed John Forester.
I don't think he'll break that promise, especially now that we've seen how Joe Biden could "smoke" a lot of young whippersnappers.
To tell you the truth, I don't think I'd be too unhappy if El Cheeto Grande never mounted two wheels. I don't feel that way about very many people.
On the other hand, I might actually like seeing Heloise on a bike. I have absolutely no idea of what she's like as a person (or if she's even real). But at least she is trying to help people become something Trumplethinskin never is: civil.
In one of her recent "Hints" columns, she answered a letter from someone who complained about scofflaw cyclists and wondered whether we should follow the same rules of the road as drivers and other vehicle operators.
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| "Heloise" |
Most of Heloise's answer comes from the League of American Bicyclists' guide. It's stuff we've all seen and heard before, and makes sense, as far as it goes. But I don't get the sense she's on a bike since she was a kid, if she ever rode.
If she were to take to the streets, it would be interesting if she could encounter the recently-departed John Forester.
