My neighbors in my senior citizens’ complex think I’m a “kid.” Compared to some of them, I am: After all, I am in midlife.
But some days I feel I’ve lived too long. Like today: I learned that there is actually a “Pop Tart Bowl.”
What I think of what college sports has become could fill at least a few more posts. As far as I know, the system in which colleges and universities in effect are minor leagues in service to the NFL and NBA (and, to a lesser extent, other professional sports leagues) is unique to the USA. Even more singular is college football’s “Bowl” constellation. Years ago, there were only a few, such as the Rose, Orange and Sugar Bowls. Now it seems anything advertised on TV has its own bowl game.
Now, I won’t judge you if you’re still eating those sugar bombs. After all, as I related in an earlier post, they—especially the frosted brown sugar cinnamon flavor—were an “energy food” for me and my mountain bike buddies back in the day.
But a strawberry (as pink as you can get!) Pop Tart mascot accepting a marriage proposal—or grilling ‘tarts’ like they’re burgers, hot dogs or chicken wings? Even on the most intense cinnamon sugar high, I couldn’t have imagined such things!
