When I wrote for a newspaper, I occasionally covered what my editor called “cops and robbers” stories.
One such tale involved someone who thought he could avail himself to some, shall we say, after-hours discounts. As in “take one, get one free.”
Absent a store security video (not so unusual in those days), the investigating officers had to rely on eyewitnesses accounts—which, as any criminologist will tell you today, aren’t very reliable. One such account described the suspect as a “White, possibly light-skinned Black or Hispanic” of “about average” height and build, wearing “jeans, a T-shirt and sneakers.
I looked at one of the officers. He started to laugh. So did I. “How many dudes fit that description?” I wondered.
“Exactly!” he replied.
I though about that when I saw this announcement in the Skagit Valley (WA) Herald:
A Schwinn bicycle with a rear rack? I’ve had a couple of those. But other than bearing the same brand and a rear rack, they had almost nothing else in common.
Bicycles have been made and sold with the Schwinn name for 130 years, and have included everything from Krates to Heavi Dutis and Phantoms to Paramounts. Oh, and they’ve been made in a vast range of sizes and a wide spectrum of colors.
So, tell us more about that bike you found!
