I can say, in all honesty, that I do not have an ugly Christmas sweater. Really, I don't.
OK, I have a tacky Christmas sweatshirt. Don't ask how long I've had it. I think I wear it once or twice every year, before the holiday. I make a kind of game with it: I try to sneak through some part of my daily life--going to a store, seeing a friend or even going for a bike ride--just to see whether anyone notices. As far as I know, no one has a photo of me donning that dreadful vestment.
I assure you that my gaudy garment is far more of an offense against any known aesthetic than this:
Still, whoever transposed those unfortunate ungulates onto that ugly garment should be arrested for cruelty to animals, even though the poor deer are animated or inanimate, depending on your point of view.
Oh, and the uncomely chemise is available in two other colors--Smurf blue or a shade of red even Taylor Swift wouldn't allow to be painted on her nails--if the shade of green you see in the photo is too much--or not ugly enough--for you.
OK, I have a tacky Christmas sweatshirt. Don't ask how long I've had it. I think I wear it once or twice every year, before the holiday. I make a kind of game with it: I try to sneak through some part of my daily life--going to a store, seeing a friend or even going for a bike ride--just to see whether anyone notices. As far as I know, no one has a photo of me donning that dreadful vestment.
I assure you that my gaudy garment is far more of an offense against any known aesthetic than this:
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Still, whoever transposed those unfortunate ungulates onto that ugly garment should be arrested for cruelty to animals, even though the poor deer are animated or inanimate, depending on your point of view.
Oh, and the uncomely chemise is available in two other colors--Smurf blue or a shade of red even Taylor Swift wouldn't allow to be painted on her nails--if the shade of green you see in the photo is too much--or not ugly enough--for you.
