In the middle of the journey of my life, I am--as always--a woman on a bike. Although I do not know where this road will lead, the way is not lost, for I have arrived here. And I am on my bicycle, again. I am Justine Valinotti.
You open a holiday gift in front of the person who gave it to you.
You feign a smile while suppressing the urge to blurt out, “What the…?”
The person who gave you the gift bursts out laughing.
You were pranked! Perhaps the person gave you this: