Peter White is an original. He has been helpful when I've consulted him, whether or not I bought anything. His sense of humor, though, is, shall we say, quirky. I like it, but it may not be for everybody.
An example is his attitude about downhill riders. His shop doesn't carry parts for bikes ridden by "those poor unfortunate people with green or pink hair who have to be carried up the mountain on a ski lift so they can ride down yelling "Yo Dude!" He calls their machines "invalid bikes" which, he claims, is a play on what he regards as "valid" bikes. Naturally, some folks believe he's denigrating folks with disabilities and send him nasty e-mails, or worse.
I'd love to hear what he'd say about a "downhill bike tour." I never knew such things exist until someone sent me an article about people who want to regulate them in Hawaii. Apparently, tour groups meet their guide and support vehicle at the top of a mountain, where they watch the sunrise before barreling down into the town.
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Photo by Matthew Thayer, for the Maui News |
Me, I don't know how you can call something a "bike tour" if it's only downhill. I can understand a ride that's flat. But whatever anyone wants to say about the speed at which I currently ride, I can say that on every tour--or even every transportation ride--I've taken, if I've ridden down something, I've ridden up it, or something else. Well, OK, once I went on a downhill mountain bike ride back in the 90s when that first became a "thing." Yes, I went up on a lift, as everyone else in my group did. But I did it on a hardtail bike, albeit with a Rock Shox front fork.
Now some folks in Maui want to impose tighter regulations on those downhill tours. They complain that even the guided tours show little regard for the safety of children and pedestrians. Not surprisingly, they believe the "wildcat" riders are even worse.
Not only have I never taken a "downhill tour;" I've also never been to Hawaii. So I have to take their word about those tours. I, though, would want to regulate them in another way: They shouldn't be allowed to call themselves "tours." I'd bet that at least half of the people on those rides don't pedal even a single stroke. To me, if all you do is coast down a hill--as much fun as it is--you don't have the right to say you did a "tour."
In other words, I believe the phrase "downhill tour" is an oxymoron.