There have been maybe a couple of times in my life when I was genuinely proud of myself.
One of them was the first time I did a "track stand."
Back in those days, we didn't have cell phones. It's a good thing, probably. Then again, the NYPD doesn't enforce the ban on talking on your phone while driving. Then again, it may not apply to cycling.
I swear, I wasn't talking on a phone. I was listening to an invisible sea shell!