In my time, I've heard of people who impersonated doctors, lawyers and other learned professionals. Hey, I even recall stories about someone else who posed as a Saudi prince and a guy who managed to pass himself off as a Rockefeller relative.
But a bike shop manager?
Folks who pretend to be doctors, lawyers, princes and Rockefellers managed to bilk people out of lots of money. But the old joke about the bike industry is that if you can get into it, you can end up with a small fortune. How? Start off with a big one.
Also, I have to admit that as long as medical procedures or cases aren't botched, it can be pretty funny to watch an impostor hoist on his or her own petard. The ersatz Saudi prince did himself in when, at dinner in a fancy restaurant with a would-be investor in one of his schemes, he ordered an appetizer of prosciutto. The phony Rockefeller's scheme ended when one of his would-be investors wondered why he, if he was a Rockefeller, he spoke with a French accent.
They lived high while their schemes lasted. But what bike shop manager ever got to date a Playboy model or live in Mickey Rourke's house?
So why would someone pose as a bike shop manager? To sell stolen bikes.
That, according to Colorado State University police, is what 23-year-old Gordon Stone was doing when they arrested him. He took photos of bikes parked on the Fort Collins campus and posted them on the "Let's Go" app--with the name of John Lambert, who manages the Recycled Cycles shop near the campus.
Someone would spot the photo of, say, a GT Transeo, and because Lambert's name and Recycled Bicycles were attached to it, assume it was legitimate. When that person expressed interest in the bike, Stone would go to the campus, cut the lock and sell the bike for a fraction of what it would cost in the shop.
Lambert found out about the scheme only when a friend texted him to ask whether he was still selling a certain bike--the Transeo--online. "I responded with, what?" he recalls.
He says that Stone's actions have hurt the shop's, and his, reputation. Now that Stone has been arrested, Lambert says he may pursue defamation charges against him. After all, the reason what do a shop and its manager have besides their reputation?
But a bike shop manager?
Folks who pretend to be doctors, lawyers, princes and Rockefellers managed to bilk people out of lots of money. But the old joke about the bike industry is that if you can get into it, you can end up with a small fortune. How? Start off with a big one.
Also, I have to admit that as long as medical procedures or cases aren't botched, it can be pretty funny to watch an impostor hoist on his or her own petard. The ersatz Saudi prince did himself in when, at dinner in a fancy restaurant with a would-be investor in one of his schemes, he ordered an appetizer of prosciutto. The phony Rockefeller's scheme ended when one of his would-be investors wondered why he, if he was a Rockefeller, he spoke with a French accent.
They lived high while their schemes lasted. But what bike shop manager ever got to date a Playboy model or live in Mickey Rourke's house?
So why would someone pose as a bike shop manager? To sell stolen bikes.
That, according to Colorado State University police, is what 23-year-old Gordon Stone was doing when they arrested him. He took photos of bikes parked on the Fort Collins campus and posted them on the "Let's Go" app--with the name of John Lambert, who manages the Recycled Cycles shop near the campus.
Someone would spot the photo of, say, a GT Transeo, and because Lambert's name and Recycled Bicycles were attached to it, assume it was legitimate. When that person expressed interest in the bike, Stone would go to the campus, cut the lock and sell the bike for a fraction of what it would cost in the shop.
Lambert found out about the scheme only when a friend texted him to ask whether he was still selling a certain bike--the Transeo--online. "I responded with, what?" he recalls.
He says that Stone's actions have hurt the shop's, and his, reputation. Now that Stone has been arrested, Lambert says he may pursue defamation charges against him. After all, the reason what do a shop and its manager have besides their reputation?
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