Showing posts with label bad jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad jokes. Show all posts

29 July 2015

It's So Hot....

How hot is it today?


From Terrapics


It's so hot that carbon fiber frames are melting into pools of chain lube.

La Mise en AbĂ®me .  Installation by Romain Crelier.





It's so hot that lycra jerseys are turning into all of the colors of Gatorade.








I don't know about you, but I choose my Gatorade by color:  They all taste the same to me.





Can the weather get hot enough to make everything taste like Gatorade?  Hmm...I'm not so sure I'd want to find out.


 

15 February 2015

A Jersey I'd Actually Buy

I haven't owned a bike jersey in years.

Time was, though, when I had more of them than I have shoes now.  

(OK.  I managed to include two gender stereotypes in the previous sentence.  If you don't want to read on, I understand.)

When I bought a jersey, I chose it for fit, design and colors, in that order.  Or at least, I told myself they were in that order.

Truth was, I didn't care much about which team or brand name--or whether any at all--was on the garment.  I had jerseys from the French National Team and the Credit Agricole, La Vie Claire "Z" and Banesto teams, among others.  I also had jerseys with club names and logos as well as brands I rode, as well as some I didn't. If I liked the look it fit, I wore it.

Someone gave me a Festina jersey. It didn't have a needle in the pocket.


Every once in a while, I think of getting a wool jersey or two for old time's sake.  Plus, they're at least practical.  And it would mean getting more classic or basic color schemes and logos, which would suit me fine.

I don't know if it's made in wool, but this is one I'd definitely consider: