Just days after Chelsea bombing, John Miller is telling us "be not afear'd".
All right, he isn't given to talking like Caliban, or any other Shakespeare character. But he did tell us not to be afraid.
And I'm listening. You see, he's the New York Police Department's Deputy Counterterrorism Commissioner. Hmm.. A title like that and a $150 deposit will get him a ride on a Citibike.
Seriously, though...He knows what he's talking about. Especially when he's telling us what we shouldn't fear, now, in this Time of Trouble.
"Don't believe the hype and don't be afraid of the clowns," he reassured us.
The clowns? Hey, I ain't afraid of no stinkin' clowns. Even if they're scary clowns. I mean, if they have to tell us they're scary, how bad can they be? Right?
Honestly, do you believe he's any scarier, or any more of a clown, than certain people (whose names I won't mention!;-) who are running for office?
Tell me: Which one has worse hair?
And, as long as I'm on my bike, I can ride away from them. So, I'll have even less reason to worry about Scary Clowns--unless they start riding bikes, too!
Him, I worry about. But not this one:
All right, he isn't given to talking like Caliban, or any other Shakespeare character. But he did tell us not to be afraid.
And I'm listening. You see, he's the New York Police Department's Deputy Counterterrorism Commissioner. Hmm.. A title like that and a $150 deposit will get him a ride on a Citibike.
Seriously, though...He knows what he's talking about. Especially when he's telling us what we shouldn't fear, now, in this Time of Trouble.
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"Don't believe the hype and don't be afraid of the clowns," he reassured us.
The clowns? Hey, I ain't afraid of no stinkin' clowns. Even if they're scary clowns. I mean, if they have to tell us they're scary, how bad can they be? Right?
Honestly, do you believe he's any scarier, or any more of a clown, than certain people (whose names I won't mention!;-) who are running for office?
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Tell me: Which one has worse hair?
And, as long as I'm on my bike, I can ride away from them. So, I'll have even less reason to worry about Scary Clowns--unless they start riding bikes, too!
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Him, I worry about. But not this one:
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