I am a heartless b***h. Una puta. Une putaine.
At least, some of my students are saying such things about me. I can understand: After all, they just got their grades.
But animal-rights activists might also be saying such things about me after what I said about Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Actually, they should direct their ire toward that guy with a white beard in the red costume. After all, he's the one using a poor, innocent rangifer tarandus as a Planet Bike Superflash--and further endangering him by putting him at the front instead of the rear, where he belongs.
Well, Ain't, I mean Saint, Nick might get a chance to perpetuate his misdeed tonight:
Even if he imposes unfair burdens on his beasts, I don't want him to crash into the Empire State Building--which, believe it or not, is in that fog, somewhere behind the "cross" on the RFK Bridge.
At least, some of my students are saying such things about me. I can understand: After all, they just got their grades.
But animal-rights activists might also be saying such things about me after what I said about Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Actually, they should direct their ire toward that guy with a white beard in the red costume. After all, he's the one using a poor, innocent rangifer tarandus as a Planet Bike Superflash--and further endangering him by putting him at the front instead of the rear, where he belongs.
Well, Ain't, I mean Saint, Nick might get a chance to perpetuate his misdeed tonight:
Even if he imposes unfair burdens on his beasts, I don't want him to crash into the Empire State Building--which, believe it or not, is in that fog, somewhere behind the "cross" on the RFK Bridge.
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