The other day, my friend Beverly told me she's going to spend today with her kids and grandkids on Staten Island. I'm going "with bird in tow," she said.
I asked whether she'd planned to use a tow truck to drag a turkey across the Verrazano Bridge. "That sounds cruel!" exclaimed.
Plus, it would definitely lead his fellow feathered friends in a fowl mood. (I couldn't resist that one!)