Call me a monster, if you will. There are a few people and things that make me wish abortion could be retroactive Two of them are so-called musical groups: Chicago and Nickelback. Another is a so-called singer: Debby Boone.
Also within the realm of noise that people will listen to, and pay for the privilege, I would include most of today’s Republican Party. As for the family of the Fake Tan Führer, I would extend my wish a couple of generations back.
Another “Exhibit A” in the case for retroactive abortion, to my mind, was Pee Wee Herman.
Of course, not everyone felt the same way I do. Otherwise, why would there be a market for his most famous prop: the bicycle he used in the movie “Pee Wee’d Big Adventure?”
It will be up for auction in a week, and is expected to command a price between $30,000 and $60,000. Just in case you might be interested.
By the way: He never had any children. Someone might see that as “proof” a rumor that circulates every decade is true: Cycling causes male sterility. Maybe someone secretly installed an undetectable birth control device!
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